Live a Big Ass Dream for Me

Long ass post...written as a reminder for yours truly more than anyone. I am reading The Secret right now, which is essentially a Cliffs notes of a Course in Miracles (or the source material for most self help anything’s) But I mean, read anything and gratitude will always come to the forefront. No matter how... Continue Reading →

From the Editor…

For the Modern Mom I don't generally do a behind the scenes on anything I word vomit on this screen...I apologize, shitty marketing strategy: I do not generally do a behind the scenes on any of the shit I shit out on this itchy assed blog (for good measure poop)... but this is one I'd... Continue Reading →

Once Upon a Prick

You set me on fire without a single burn A sleeping child awakened in the middle of a storm My dream come true was in your arms Your smile, my north star in obsidian night Moths drawn to flames, your charms my blight Your heart mechanical, your hands surgical Slicing me open without a cut... Continue Reading →

Old & Busted: “We Just Didn’t Work” ~ New Hotness: DSM-V Breakups!!!!

Am I the only person tired of reading articles about narcissists? In addition to yoga selfies, all of my social media is cluttered with articles about narcissists. For a personality disorder comprising 1-6%(depending on the source) of the population, narcissists really get a LOT of press! I'm amazed at how everyone has recently broken up... Continue Reading →

#GetOffMyLawn

I don't know why I barely write anymore, and it's driving me nuts. It's as if I lost the desire to do the one thing I love doing most, and I honestly don't know how I feel about it! I said the other day, "If I truly wanted to write, I would have written, and... Continue Reading →

The Un-Scottish Tag

The Scottish I don't live in Scotland, but this chick told me to do it Tag Question 1: Whereabouts in Scotland The United States of America are you from? I live in the Keystone State, which is Pennsylvania in the US of A. I was recently mocked via Snapchat for using a drive thru to obtain my... Continue Reading →

Sunshine Blogger Award

Sue at My Loud Bipolar Whispers  nominated me for the Sunshine Blogger Award. This morning, I was thinking to myself about getting rid of this blog. I keep thinking writing under the name Mah Butt Itches is a stupid idea, and people just disregard me because who the fuck would write under a name referencing an itchy... Continue Reading →

Mystery Blogger Award

Thank you to my sistah from anotha mistah, sex slave from a past life (or 7), and the woman I spend way too much time snap chatting produce based sexual innuendo with: Honest K for the nomination!  If you want a good laugh, lots of sarcasm, and to learn about how weird Scotswomen are, head on over... Continue Reading →

Stuck

I am trying to write a poem.  It's been swirling around in my head for a week or so now, and every time I try to write it out, I think it's utter garbage and I hit enter until I can't see it on my MS Word screen anymore.  My "poetry" document is filled with pages... Continue Reading →

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